So here's what's going on with me...
with apologies to whoever wrote the original song...
On the first day of Cancer my Dr said to me:
you have uterine cancer
On the second day of cancer my Dr. said to me:
you have 2 gynecologists
and you have uterine cancer...
On the 3rd day of cancer my Dr said to me:
3 lymph glands with cancer
2 gynocologists
and you have uterine cancer
on the 4th day of cancer my Dr. said to me:
4 nights in the hospital
3 lymph glands with cancer
2 gynocologist
and
you have uterine cancer...
on the 5th day of cancer my Dr. said to me:
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 lymph glands with cancer
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer...
on the 6th day of cancer my Dr. said to me:
6 rounds of chemo
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 lymph glands with cancer
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer
on the 7th day of cancer my dr said to me:
7 hours for the chemo
6 rounds of the poison
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 lymph glands with cancer
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer
on the 8th day of cancer my Dr said to me:
8 kinds of supplements
7 hours for the chemo
6 rounds of poison
5 hours of surgery...
4 nights in the hospital
3 lymph glands with cancer
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer
on the 9th day of cancer my Dr said to me:
9 things that got biopsied
8 kinds of supplements
7 hours for the chemo
6 rounds of poison
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 cancerous lymph glands
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer...
On the 10th day of cancer my Dr said to me:
10 days post surgery why are you off pain meds? (she was surprised)
9 things that got biopsied
8 kinds of supplements
7 hours for the chemo
6 rounds of poison
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 cancerous lymph glands
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer...
On the 11th day of cancer my Dr. said to me:
11 inch long incision
10 days and no pain meds?
9 things that got biopsied
8 kinds of supplements
7 hours for the chemo
6 rounds of poison
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 cancerous lymph glands
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer...
on the 12th day of cancer my Dr. said to me:
it's the 12th day and it's Stage 3...
11 inch long incision
10 days and no pain meds?
9 things that got biopsied
8 kinds of supplements
7 hours for the chemo
6 rounds of poison
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 cancerous lymph glands
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer...
So there you have it....I went from zero to Fear-o in one quick conversation and went from having just my beloved gyno caring for me to a handful of docs, all kinds of meds, chemo, surgeries (hysterectomy and putting the port in) and all kinds of other scary stuff.
But I wanted to give you a little laugh and a little insight into what it's like to be me...
so hear you go...
all the fun of cancer!!!!!
10 days and no pain meds?
9 things that got biopsied
8 kinds of supplements
7 hours for the chemo
6 rounds of poison
5 hours of surgery
4 nights in the hospital
3 cancerous lymph glands
2 gynocologists
and
you have uterine cancer...
So there you have it....I went from zero to Fear-o in one quick conversation and went from having just my beloved gyno caring for me to a handful of docs, all kinds of meds, chemo, surgeries (hysterectomy and putting the port in) and all kinds of other scary stuff.
But I wanted to give you a little laugh and a little insight into what it's like to be me...
so hear you go...
all the fun of cancer!!!!!
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