Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Santa Baby

Eartha Kitt, please forgive me...along with whoever wrote the original version of this song...

Santa Baby, slip a size 12 under the tree, For me.
been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a new pair of running shoes,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the cupcakes I've missed,
Think of all the pizza and burgers I've dissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna look hot,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
running speed
To make me look fine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with little skirts,
to flirt.
and don't forget some white or red wine,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Thanks for sending Coach Dimples to me,
He really is working hard you see,
I really do believe in him,
Let's see how fabulous I can be!

Santa baby, forgot to mention one last detail,
The scale.
I need it under 200 pounds,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

Here are the REAL lyrics:

Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

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